I Like Potatoes

1. What is the name of this site? I’m confused. When we are engraving the name on the award, should we use “Why Did You Burp” or “I Like Potatoes”?

Don’t try to fool me, Communist. I don’t care for your “awards”. I will NOT end up in a Turkish prison ever again, you son of a bitch. The site’s name is whatever you want it to be: Why Did You Burp or I Like Potatoes. You just stay the hell away from me and my family.

2. Who was/is Kathy Q? Is she a real person or an urban legend?

Much like the Yeti, Kathy Q. is both a real person and an urban legend. She hails from Quebec, Canada and was a lantern maker into her early 40’s. That’s when her life changed forevermore. She was struck by lightning and developed the voice of a screeching parrot. She hitchhiked her way into the states and auditioned for American Idol. Simon ripped her and destroyed her last hope of anything close to success. After the audition, she has not been seen or heard from since. But somewhere, in the pitch black night, a lantern glows followed by the high-pitched scream of “Fuck you Simon Cowell”.

3. Is there an Oscar for blogs? If not, why not? Whom should I contact about this?

Good question, however, much like my answer to question number 1, I am not fooled. Listen Sergei, awards may be nice for some of your people, but I don’t dig them. I will not grow your lentils, I will not drink your vodka and I will not win an award to impress Stalin. Leave me alone, once again.

4. Was it correct to use “whom” in FAQ No. 3, or should it be “who”?

I believe you should have said whom, but then again my IQ ranges from 57-87.6. Not exactly the britest. Me jus glade me spel wel. Whom or who mackes on sense 2 me.