Random Thoughts, Observations and Facts
Many great men and women have lived on our planet, but none greater than Captain Lou Albano.
I believe that zebras DO exist.
There has NEVER been, and may never be, a better movie than V.I. Warshawski.
If you have a bumper sticker that reads “I believe in Santa and Global Warming”, then you need to be eaten by a Polar bear.
If I were Chinese, I bet I’d still like pepperoni pizza.
The most erotic city name in the United States is Hoboken.
Jaleel White is a genius.
Strawberry shampoo tastes better than unflavored shampoo.
Ralph Cramden beat his wife nearly every night. But he did it in a funny way, so that’s cool.
I do not believe that Australia truly exists.
I’d rather set off a car alarm than a car bomb.
What if you took a DNA test and realized you didn’t have any?
If I learned to play guitar, I’d play it.
Tom Hanks was never better than when he was in Bosom Buddies.
If Josh Groban sang the B52s’ Love Shack, would he still make me cry?
I believe there are good puppets in the world, but I also believe there are bad puppets and, even worse, indifferent puppets.
When people will not stop talking to you, it’s okay to slug them in the gut and walk away. But only do this once.
If there’s been a better baseball player than Oddibe Mcdowell, then I haven’t seen him.
If I had a choice of getting 8 hours of sound sleep or making love to a beautiful woman, I’d make love to a beautiful woman.
I believe the Beatles murdered John Lennon and shot Ronald Reagan.
If I were a fisherman, I think I’d prefer a chicken dinner when I came home.
