I Like Potatoes

How come almost every ghost is such a jerk?

Why is “burglar” such a cute word?

Why haven’t whales evolved to the point where they could trap whalers with harpoons and giant nets?

Why is Jay Leno still allowed on television?

Why isn’t Jay Leno in prison?

Where in the world IS Carmen San Diego?

Why aren’t hunters allowed to be hunted?

Why did Chuck Norris’ Missing In Action 2 take place before Chuck Norris’ Missing In Action?

Where is Delta Burke?

How come nobody’s a chimney sweep anymore?

Did anyone remotely ever care who let the dogs out?

Why doesn’t everyone own at least one monocle?

Isn’t Hansel and Gretel one of the most frightening pieces of literature ever written?

Why are Eddie Vedder and Johnny Depp so awesome?

Why am I not so awesome?

Why did we go to the moon?

If this were the 1940’s, wouldn’t Glenn Beck have been sent “upstate” and never heard from again?

Why are ties considered professional?

Why have I never learned to whistle?

Why are hot air balloons so funny?

Why are tacos so good?

When is enough enough?

Why do some people always ask questions?