Woman Offended Ben Roethlisberger Didn’t Sexually Assault Her

Tina Noski, 27, of Milledgeville, Georgia is upset. Real upset. Admitting to a self-esteem problem (and a heroin addiction) she claims that Pittsburgh Steelers star quarterback and twice-accused rapist Ben Roethlisberger refused to touch her inappropriately at a night club on Friday morning.
“I know I may not be a high-class, pretty girly-girl, but I ain’t no dog neither,” she tells us in an exclusive interview.
She claims she ran into the 6-foot-5-inch pigskin hurler outside of a bathroom at Capital City nightclub. The same bathroom, by chance, that hours later the quarterback was accused of yet another sexual assault.
“When I bumped into him he didn’t even put a hand on me. He just muttered something like ‘I’m sorry’ and kept on going. I was thinking like, what? I think you owe me a kiss for what you done,” she drawls. Rambling on, she says, “I don’t know what that slut got that I don’t, but whatever, his loss. It just….hurts, you know. I am special and I know it. And I could have shown him. Oh well, there’s always Mike Tyson.”
Roethlisberger is being investigated by the Milledgeville PD and no charges have been filed. Still, we all know he got drunk and did it. He, and his handlers, were unavailable for comment on this story. We’ll keep you posted.